new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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