Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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