So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he shaved USA in his pubs
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.