Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.