Where are you?
In a non slutty way
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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