and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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