So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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