when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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