so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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