Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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