she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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