I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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