Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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