that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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