I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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