Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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