He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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