Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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