O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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