So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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