Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got inside last night via doggy door
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
