i already hear my dad disowning me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
jump out the window naked night went bad
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
