At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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