I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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