even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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