so that wasnt chicken after all
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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