OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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