Pants 0. Shit 1.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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