This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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