Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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