I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
sarcasm needs its own font
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
