im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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