I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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