Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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