thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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