i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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