I just cut my nipple shaving
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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