Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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