i may or may not be watching the land before time
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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