We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have post one night stand depression
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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