:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
tell me about the fingering
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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