So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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