I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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