so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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