Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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