what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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