Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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