i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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