I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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