So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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