thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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