Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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