go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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