doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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