I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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