oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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